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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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