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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

What in the world would I sing for if I had it all? - Dave Matthews

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Record Company

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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