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Leaning backwards into the swimming pool

Leaning Tower of Lisa: “Lean on me!”, so she did...

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The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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17-Nov-2017