Help For Dead Children

Offering hope - living candidates need not apply





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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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17-Nov-2018