Help For Dead Children

Offering hope - living candidates need not apply





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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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23-Feb-2018