Long Bore Gun

Before the era of concealed handguns



Siting the first long bore gun

Texas has the longest and biggest guns in the world

QuotaBills
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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