Long Bore Gun

Before the era of concealed handguns



Siting the first long bore gun

Texas has the longest and biggest guns in the world

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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