Pail Face

Feeding at the trough on a Redneck farm



Pail feeding a cow on the farm

Cow feeding systems in Arkansas

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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