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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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18-Aug-2019