Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour



Stop-tional New Brunswick Stop Sign

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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17-Jul-2018