Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour



Stop-tional New Brunswick Stop Sign

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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20-Nov-2017