Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour



Stop-tional New Brunswick Stop Sign

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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16-Jan-2018