Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour

Stop-tional New Brunswick Stop Sign

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

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