Make America Grate Again

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Make America Grate Again

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Karaoke is the great equalizer. - Aisha Tyler

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. - Cassius

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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17-Jun-2019