Make America Grate Again

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Make America Grate Again

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great. - Kenny Rogers

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

All great reforms require one to dare a lot to win a little. - William L. O'Neill

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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22-Oct-2019