Make America Grate Again

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Make America Grate Again

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Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Nothing great is ever achieved without much enduring. - St. Catherine of Siena

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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20-Apr-2019