Make America Grate Again

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Make America Grate Again

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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

All great theorems were discovered after midnight. - Adrian Mathesis

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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23-Feb-2019