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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great. - Kenny Rogers

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

All great reforms require one to dare a lot to win a little. - William L. O'Neill

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

I'm kind of known for something that's not so great to be known for. - Monica Lewinsky

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than attempt to do nothing and succeed. - Robert H Schuller

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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22-Aug-2019