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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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