Shark Dentist

When you have a loose tooth and need to see a Dentist



Dog inside a shark pillow

QuotaBills
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


see also   Dog  &  Shark  Sections
Pet Dentist
Shark Selfie


 

High Tide Heels

Frozen Fish Meal

Stork Exhaust

I 'Saw' An Accident

Protractor Cook

Street Genius

Rebar Walker

No Worries

Road To Success

Politician Training

Math in Africa

Customers Wanted

Sock Storage

Hung Out To Dry

Need More Horsepower?

Japanese Diving Platform

Water Taxi

Wrench Family

How To Burn Fat

Ghetto Boat
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

23-Feb-2019