Laws Of Physics For Goats

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Laws Of Physics For Goats climbing on vertical brick wall

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


see also   Goat  Section
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Backpack or Goat Pack?
Billy Goat Gruff
Goat Bike
Goat Power
Goat Tree
Goat Trick
Laundry Goat
Row Your Goat
What To Do With Old Goats
 

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18-Apr-2019