Redneck Piton

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Redneck Rock Climbing Piton

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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