Redneck Piton

Rock Climbing 101 for mechanics



Redneck Rock Climbing Piton

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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22-Oct-2017