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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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