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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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21-May-2018