A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.”
The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.”
* Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down.
It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.”
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