Cat Fat

or is that Fat Cat?

Why it’s important to be thinner than your friends





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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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25-Apr-2018