Cat Fat

or is that Fat Cat?

Why it’s important to be thinner than your friends





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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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20-Jan-2018