Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Johnny down & enrolled him in the local Catholic school. Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel.  John Lydon Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.  Paul Ryan Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting.  Pierce Brosnan You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer.  Liam Neeson In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also College, Little Johnny, Religious & School Sections Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Math Clock Mennonite Longhand Math Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” 
