Little Johnny was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Johnny down & enrolled him in the local Catholic school. There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big.  Bill O'Reilly If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer.  Liam Neeson Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also College, Little Johnny, Religious & School Sections Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Math Clock Mennonite Longhand Math Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” 
