[This is a laugh for all those women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they get to be “intimate” with their OB/GYN Doctor. In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays money ($1000-$5000) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $5000...]
“I was due later in the week for an appointment with the Gynecologist. Early one morning I received a call from the Doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in “that area” to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the Doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?”, but I didn’t respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school while my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mum, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it.”
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