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Hold On Tight
A lovely thing
Romance just around the corner


They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold,
dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the
thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and
admired his strong appearance....... and wished that he would take her
in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that...more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out. She screamed!!!!!!!!!!

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to
pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and
expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist
but instead clung to him. The storm raged on...as did their
growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew
that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand.
So consumed they were in their passion that they heard
no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera...


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