Little Dog with Big Aspirations

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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