Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

The big fire hydrants fall easier



Little Dog with Big Fire Hydrant Aspirations

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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17-Nov-2017