Quick Salad
Bush and
Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders the
“Heart-Healthy” salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says,
“Honey,
could I have a quickie?”
She's horrified! She says,
“Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring
a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I
voted for you,” and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says,
“George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'.”