Wake Up Call

Preparing for an early morning business flight


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”




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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


see also   Relationship  Section
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Baby Brew
Bed Equalizer
Bed Springs
Bedworthy Bartender
Bike Bed
Bird’s Nest Bed
Breakfast In Bed
Chain Fence Bed
Cheeseburger Bed
Chocolate Couch
Duct Tape Wall Bed
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Good In Bed
Her Side vs His Side
Hidden Cat Nap
Hospital Friends
International Truck Bed
Made His Bed
Made of Dust
Morning Breath - From Man’s Best Friend
Muslim Marriage
On Top Of Things
Pirate Ship Bedroom
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Pizza Sleeping Bag
Real Waterbed
ReTired Garden Bed
Sleepmobile
Swim-In Bedroom
Taking A Catnap
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24-Aug-2019