Lipstick Lippers
How to remove lip prints on mirrors

The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to  witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…


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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

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I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

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But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

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A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

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Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

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18-Apr-2019