Lipstick Lippers
How to remove lip prints on mirrors

The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to  witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…


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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood


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19-Aug-2019