That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

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Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

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To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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22-Aug-2019