When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.
When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?
When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!
When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.
Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.
When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.
When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?
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