That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia


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25-May-2019