That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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23-Oct-2019