Radio host Bill Good (CKNW, Vancouver) asked his listeners to phone in their suggestions for a name for a new bridge being proposed to span the Fraser River. One fellow called CKNW and said that they should call it the “Bertuzzi Bridge.” Surprised at the response, Bill asked the caller, “Why would you want to give that name to the bridge?” The caller answered, “Well, it will cost millions and it will never be available when you need it the most.” see also   Ice Hockey  Section Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride

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