Bubba and his best friend Jethro were out hunting ducks when suddenly a magnificent mallard flew overhead. Shouldering his rife, Jethro blasted it from the sky. “Great shot, huh?” Jethro said. “It sure was,” said Bubba, “but you wasted a bullet.” “What are you talking about?” asked Jethro. “The fall alone would’ve killed it,” replied Bubba. see also   Duck,  Hunting  &  Redneck  Sections Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride

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