Sure Cure for a Headache
[Heard on an Indiana radio station...]
Sandra Smithson is recovering in the Kokomo Hospital after suffering a
self-inflicted shotgun wound to her foot. Her daughter explained,
“Mama had this
really bad corn on her toe. Finally one day she just couldn’t take it anymore
and she tried to shoot it off.”
After a brief and thoughtful pause, the daughter added “I’m sure glad mama
didn’t have migranes!”