Perfect Golf Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity… looking up, looking
down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed - driving
his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says,
“What's taking so long? Hit the blasted
ball!”
The guy answers,
“My wife
is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget
it - you don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!”