Raisin Bread, Anyone?
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts
and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the
clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the
raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd
like some raisin bread, please."
She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with
an excellent view just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder
he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As
the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers
notices what is going on.
Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy
the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin
bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down. After many trips she is
tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin
bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread
for another male customer.
She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man
standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order
yet. Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at
the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but it's a-quiverin.”