Duct Tape Wall Bed

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Duct Tape Bed On Wall

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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24-Nov-2017