Eye Examination Chart

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Eye Examination Chart - No Sex Causes Bad Eyes Sign

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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