Eye Examination Chart

Optometrist guide to what causes bad eyes



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Eye Examination Chart - No Sex Causes Bad Eyes Sign

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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27-Jul-2017