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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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23-Jun-2018