Hot New Game - This Fire’s 4U!

Who can stay in the longest?

Something really hot for your next backyard party



Who can stay in the very hot tub the longest

Things get hot for some Texans on party weekends

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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21-Oct-2017