Hot New Game - This Fire’s 4U!

Who can stay in the longest?

Something really hot for your next backyard party



Who can stay in the very hot tub the longest

Things get hot for some Texans on party weekends

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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Aussie Hot Tub
Backhoe Hot Tub
Hot Tub Boat
Hot Tub Cover
Hot Tub Hangups
Incontinent Pool
Redneck Electric Pool
Redneck Hot Tub
Redneck Hot Tub Heater
Redneck Hotter Tub
Redneck Swimming Pools

 

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24-Sep-2018