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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


see also   Practical  Section
Aussie Hot Tub
Backhoe Hot Tub
Hot Tub Boat
Hot Tub Cover
Hot Tub Hangups
Incontinent Pool
Redneck Electric Pool
Redneck Hot Tub
Redneck Hot Tub Heater
Redneck Hotter Tub
Redneck Swimming Pools

 

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13-Dec-2018