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Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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