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Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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