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Things get hot for some Texans on party weekends

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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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22-Mar-2019