PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
What a PLO soldier uses for a pacemaker...
"For those who have iron-poor blood, eat a grenade!"
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“I'm
sorry to say Mr. Jones, while you were sleeping in your hotel room in
Mexico, a few delinquent kids played a prank on you. Oh and yes this does
account for your anal-bleeding.”
Scott Kingsley Clark
“I'm sorry Mr. Andrews, but your suicide attempt did not work.
Next time remember to pull the tag....”
Katherine Corfield
“Well,
the good news is... you don't have cancer!”
Connor Bastian
“Mr. Smith. Please sit down... gently. Now, you have heard of
explosive diarrhea, well, this is kinda sorta the same thing
only it's called explosive heartburn.”
Rick
Rambin
“... so if you exhale, it will pull the pin out and
I think you know what happens then.”
Kyle
Owens
“Well Mr. Saied, it looks like those broken bones have healed nicely
and we can pull out those pins now.”
Andy
Ussery
“...
so when my doctor said 'It's the bomb!' and ran away, I just thought he was
pleased with the scan results!”
“So
when I read 'For internal use only' on the label...”
George Bergmann
“Nice work Abdol,
but how do you expect to pull the pin?”
Mark Pritchard
“Was
it swallowed or inserted anally?”
Helena Pogonowska
“Suicide
Bomber, run for your lives.”
Jessica Bradshaw
“Hmm, strange. Those Extraterrestrials keep doing weirder and weirder
things to
Abductees. First probing, then switching a victims organs with those of animals,
and now this! They're putting pineapples in people! Now I've seen everything...”
“Doctor, that's not a pineapple. It's a hand grenade.”
“Oh,
right you are. Well nothing to do now but yank it out!”
Yank!
“Doctor!
Watch the pin!”
“What!”
KA-BOOM!
Jason Bilberry
"This guy's the bomb!”
Cory
Prior
“Ted
Kennedy's surgeon & drinking buddy shows off the results of Teddy's heart
transplant.”
Art
Abshire
“NO!
I said Pull the PIN with your teeth and Throw the grenade!”
Tim
Smith
“I know
you said it's cheaper this way, but my husband has changed his mind -
he prefers the normal by-pass surgery procedure.”
Arthur Azdair
“Been
there, done that.”
Mickey Stoll
On intercom:
“Nurse,
get the bomb squad in here ASAP!”
Brad Turek
“Pinned
in the rush at Sigma Chi!”
Irvin Kauffman
“That
Dr. doesn't know crap. I'm thinking of suing him for false information -
he said my heart was like a TIME BOMB...”
Michael Thomas
“Who said Homeland Security was a
failure?”
L.B. Scott
“I swear it feels like my heart is
going to explode!”
Michael Knott
“Now, before we do your MRI, I have
to ask if there is a chance of any metal in your body that might hurt you during
the exam.”
Vince Fried
“... where it was reported that the
Vice President accidentally shoved
a grenade down his hunting partner's throat...”
Tom Wilson
“Honest Sir, that's where Sarge told
me to shove it...”
D.G. Henshaw
“Always be wary of people with
nipple rings!”
Matthew Waygood
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