Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?

HP Printer Cartridge jam? Must be a mouse-stake.

This was an actual printer jam at John Deere Seeding!
For those of you that are mouse lovers, they did get him out and let him loose...


Printer Mouse Jam





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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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16-Jul-2019