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![]() Captions from our readers... “Mothers-in-Law a Specialty!” Des Condon “See darling, this way your suicide can be fun!” Katherine Corfield “Free funeral service with every meal!” Connor Bastian “Special group rate for schools!” “Free admission for rappers.” Jacqui Graham “Slip into something exciting!” John Meares “ADMISSION: only 1 arm & a leg” Bob Schultz “Tooth and tail on the menu today.” Linda Newman “Got Humans?” Jennifer Massengill “Humans... the "Other white meat"” “The place to go when you're fresh out of dinner ideas.” Employee answering the telephone: “Welcome to Rachel's Waterslide and Piranha Sanctuary, our fish catch people.” “Float on over, we've always got room for one more.” Sign at the entrance, large print: “We Serve Everyone Here, Regardless of Ethnic Background, Gender, Financial Status, Age or Sexual Orientation/Lifestyle Choices” below in very small print: “to the Piranhas” Susan Cooper “Bathing Suits Not Required (they get in the pirhana's way)” D. K. Browne “Come feed the fish with your whole family and get rid of any unwanted family members too!” Debra Chapman “The 'with' is a typo.” “People said the slide wasn't scary enough. That's when Rachel added the piranhas. Even with the legal fees, it's been way cheaper than rebuilding.” “Piranha sanctuaries: Because non-endangered flesh eating fish need love too.” Brad Hunter Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
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