Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary
Come feed the piranhas with your whole family...
FYI: This place is for real @ Marco Island, Florida!
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Captions from our readers...
“Mothers-in-Law
a Specialty!”
Des
Condon
“See
darling, this way your suicide can be fun!”
Katherine Corfield
“Free
funeral service with every meal!”
Connor Bastian
“Special
group rate for schools!”
“Free
admission for rappers.”
Jacqui Graham
“Slip
into something exciting!”
John
Meares
“ADMISSION:
only 1 arm & a leg”
Bob
Schultz
“Tooth
and tail on the menu today.”
Linda Newman
“Got
Humans?”
Jennifer Massengill
“Humans...
the "Other white meat"”
“The
place to go when you're fresh out of dinner ideas.”
Employee answering the telephone:
“Welcome
to Rachel's Waterslide and Piranha Sanctuary, our fish catch people.”
“Float
on over, we've always got room for one more.”
Sign at the entrance, large print:
“We
Serve Everyone Here, Regardless of Ethnic Background, Gender, Financial Status,
Age or Sexual Orientation/Lifestyle Choices”
below in very small print:
“to
the Piranhas”
Susan Cooper
“Bathing
Suits Not Required (they get in the pirhana's way)”
D. K. Browne
“Come
feed the fish with your whole family and get rid of any unwanted family members
too!”
Debra Chapman
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