Terrorist “Catch and Release” Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture


The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea.

In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.

Advice has it that the Navy has 472 ’65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...


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20-May-2018