Right and Wrong to Little Johnny
Children know that a pickpocket begins his work at home...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between
right and wrong.
“All right children, let's take another example,” she said.
“If I were to get into a
man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile he blurts out,
“You'd be his wife!”