“Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!”
“Quick - open the windows... it stinks in here!”
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“Ask
your mom to buy you pampers; you'll have more time for fun.”
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Perret-Vallee
“Hey
- you forgot the baby!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - See My Dad Chase that Car!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - That WAS MY DAD chasing that Car!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - Get your own Damn window!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - We'll watch the world go by together!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - I was told to be your Best Friend!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - CAT ALERT!”
“Hey,
Stinky Pants - Where's the Windex!”
Jack Byrd
“OK, we're done learning how to walk... what's next?
I suppose jumping is next!”
Anne G.
“ooooooooo,
look how far he goes!”
Susie
Gay
“Me?
No - I am talking about that cute little one in Red Diapers!”
Sanjay
“Now pay attention! We crawl out the window, then over to the wadding pool.
Next over to the big tree by the sidewalk (no stopping at the fire
hydrant this time) - then it's just a quick crawl to the ice cream truck. Ya
know, if you don't bark this time, we'll be back before Mom even knows
we're gone! Ready?”
Rick
Rambin
“Baby Joe, my friend, some day this whole world will be yours!
You really think so, Mr. Oscar?”
Mark
Prairie
“Do you think they'll come back for
us?”
“As soon as they get around the
corner, open the back door and let everyone in, Let's Party!”
“Really? well I have to wait for
mommy to clean it up.”
“Why didn't they take us with them?”
“Never mind her. Who's the babe with
her?”
“Remember now, that sandbox is my
territory.”
Laura
Manory
“Check out that girl with the tight
diapers! Hey baby - your crib or mine?”
Howard Rudolf
“Is it your turn to bite the mailman
or is it my turn?”
L.B. Scott
“Just
picture us later... when we grow up...
being two old guys sitting on a balcony at the Muppet Show.”
Idske Mulder
“I Don't Care What BUSH Says The Oil
Ain't Worth It.”
Bob Hopper
“Hey-y-y! You ate the last bug!”
Donna Faye
“Hey see that cat? When we get
outside I'll show you what to do!”
Tony Holt
“Aye
Chihuahua”
“yo quiero Taco Bell”
“Did somebody say biscuit?”
Leonore Garcia
“Ya see little man, life ain't
always black and white. There's lots of color out there!”
Patricia A. Dooley
“The sitter's sleeping, let's
hit it!”
Pete Tousignant
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