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Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!
Quick - open the windows... it stinks in here!
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Ask your mom to buy you pampers; you'll have more time for fun.
Aline Perret-Vallee


Hey - you forgot the baby!
Hey, Stinky Pants - See My Dad Chase that Car!
Hey, Stinky Pants - That WAS MY DAD chasing that Car!
Hey, Stinky Pants - Get your own Damn window!
Hey, Stinky Pants - We'll watch the world go by together!
Hey, Stinky Pants - I was told to be your Best Friend!
Hey, Stinky Pants - CAT ALERT!
Hey, Stinky Pants - Where's the Windex!
Jack Byrd


OK, we're done learning how to walk... what's next?
I suppose jumping is next!

Anne G.


ooooooooo, look how far he goes!
Susie Gay


Me? No - I am talking about that cute little one in Red Diapers!
Sanjay


Now pay attention! We crawl out the window, then over to the wadding pool.
Next over to the big tree by the sidewalk (no stopping at the fire
hydrant this time) - then it's just a quick crawl to the ice cream truck. Ya
know, if you don't bark this time, we'll be back before Mom even knows
we're gone! Ready?

Rick Rambin


Baby Joe, my friend, some day this whole world will be yours!
You really think so, Mr. Oscar?

Mark Prairie


Do you think they'll come back for us?
As soon as they get around the corner, open the back door and let everyone in, Let's Party!
Really? well I have to wait for mommy to clean it up.
Why didn't they take us with them?
Never mind her. Who's the babe with her?
Remember now, that sandbox is my territory.
Laura Manory


Check out that girl with the tight diapers! Hey baby - your crib or mine?
Howard Rudolf


Is it your turn to bite the mailman or is it my turn?
L.B. Scott


Just picture us later... when we grow up...
being two old guys sitting on a balcony at the Muppet Show.

Idske Mulder


I Don't Care What BUSH Says The Oil Ain't Worth It.
Bob Hopper


Hey-y-y! You ate the last bug!
Donna Faye


Hey see that cat? When we get outside I'll show you what to do!
Tony Holt


Aye Chihuahua
yo quiero Taco Bell
Did somebody say biscuit?
Leonore Garcia


Ya see little man, life ain't always black and white. There's lots of color out there!
Patricia A. Dooley


The sitter's sleeping, let's hit it!
Pete Tousignant


Nah, nothing new to chew out there. Let's head back in.
Safety patrol reports all clear.
Brad Hunter


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Hot Air Oven
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Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
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Push Door
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Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
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Vatican Window Cleaners
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Redneck Manual
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Elephant Enema
Redneck Windshield Wipe ...
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Unlikely Friends
Laptop Security
Pipe Pants
Facial Hair
Company Escape Clause
River Crossing
Face Plant
Pour Picture
Long Kiss
Not You!
Teeter TottHer
Camel Bike
Cloth Road
ShareWhere Bathroom
Tingue
Ski Bathroom
Redneck Spare Tire
Car Shoelusion
News With A View
Too Much Homework?
Camel Pumps
Swimming Helmet
Benchquet
Tea Arc
But Why, Officer?
Hand Soap
Pink Pet
Fish Face
Pelican-Eat-Dog World