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Turpentine - Most Powerful Liquid In The World
Better than Holy Water for cleansing cats?

Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked Little Johnny what he had.

Little Johnny replied, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it’s called turpentine.”

The Priest said, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.”

Little Johnny replied, “If you take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat’s a$$, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson.”


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16-Oct-2019