Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots
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“This
is Bob, the airplane designer. This is Bob, the airplane designer, on Sudafed.
Any questions?”
“In
other news, Salvadore Dali was forced to take a 'real' job today due to
inflation and rising gas prices...”
“American
Airlines rolled out the newest addition to their fleet today, the 'Pigeonator
2000'...”
Kirk
Lowry
“Weebles
wobble but they don't fall down!”
Holly Jones
“Identical
twins wanted for a real pilot job!”
“Hairstylists
will be available during your trip, as well as at the next airport.”
“No
heavy hand-luggage allowed...”
“A
breath-taking voyage!”
Idske Mulder
“I
don't have the power Cap'n! Nor do the oth'r guys!”
“ugh,
what are those Dutch up to now?!?”
(noting how the plane is owned by KLM, a dutch airline business)
Brendan Groeneveld
Starboard crew to Port crew:
“We
have been cleared for take off.”
Port crew to Starboard crew:
“We
will taxi and you can do lift off.”
“Looks
like all that fuss over getting a window seat has been solved.”
“Oh
crap! Those Sadistic engineers forgot to put a toilet in our reduced crew area.”
“That's
why they gave us windows and a bucket.”
Darwin McKee
“Forget
DVT, it's BFT - Big Fan Turbulence!”
“I'd
like a window seat under the starboard wing, please.”
“Could
I have an extra blanket please, it's very draughty?”
Des
Condon
“This
Airbus really sucks!”
Carl
Estes
“The
guy who designed this must really hate birds.”
Braden Evans
“There
is immediate seating in the center section for those passengers traveling with
Profile cards!”
Irvin Kauffman
“We've
solved fuel economy, but what happens when the pilots want to go different
directions?”
Matt MacGown
“...
and leave the driving to us!”
June Brobst
“President
Bush comes up with a new design to help fight terrorism.”
Joseph Isfan Jr.
“SKYCLOPS”
Mike Maguire
“Darnit
- I left the keys in my other cockpit!”
Brett Tucker
“Keep
back pedaling - you're not there yet.”
Linda Newman
“Solution to back cockpit flyer!”
Tony Holt
“I said, 'HEADS BACK'!”
Jennifer Anderson
“Newfoundland's first jetliner rolls
out for viewing...”
Jerry Van Horne
“Like sex in the bathroom, can't
tell if they're coming or going.”
Tom Napoli
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