Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

New for 2006, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer





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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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16-Oct-2018