The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the real idea of growth, which means leaving things inside us. - G K Chesterton

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. - H. Jackson Brown

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better. - Harry S Truman


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