The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the real idea of growth, which means leaving things inside us. - G K Chesterton

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

Life asks us to make measurable progress in reasonable time. That's why they make those fourth-grade chairs so small - so you won't fit in them at age 25. - Jim Rohn

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." - Steven Wright

How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it's a label. - Marco Rubio

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better. - Harry S Truman


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