The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. - Bertrand Russell

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. - H. Jackson Brown

So they speak soothingly about progress and the greatest possible happiness, forgetting that happiness is itself poisoned if the measure of suffering has not been fulfilled. - Carl Jung

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." - Steven Wright

How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it's a label. - Marco Rubio

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better. - Harry S Truman


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