The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. - H. Jackson Brown

So they speak soothingly about progress and the greatest possible happiness, forgetting that happiness is itself poisoned if the measure of suffering has not been fulfilled. - Carl Jung

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." - Steven Wright

How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it's a label. - Marco Rubio

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better. - Harry S Truman


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23-Sep-2018