The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. - Bertrand Russell

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw

According to a new survey, Germans are the best-behaved tourists in the world. It's only when they march into your country and want to stay forever, that's when it gets testy. - Jay Leno

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss


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