The Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!


Q: Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

A1: Hint #1 - say, “March Forth”...

A2: Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?


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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known. - Bertrand Russell

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. - H. Jackson Brown

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." - Steven Wright

How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it's a label. - Marco Rubio


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