Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a
nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.
“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.
Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”
That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”
Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
wedding!”
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