The Perfect Dress

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Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.

“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.

Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!”


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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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15-Dec-2018