The Perfect Dress

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Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.

“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.

Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!”


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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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26-May-2019