An Evening Prayer

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An Evening Prayer between a boy and his dog



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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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20-Jan-2018