An Evening Prayer

Sharing prayers with your best friend

Training your dog for bedtime chores



An Evening Prayer between a boy and his dog



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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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21-Sep-2017