An Evening Prayer

Sharing prayers with your best friend

Training your dog for bedtime chores



An Evening Prayer between a boy and his dog



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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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21-Jul-2017