Redneck Birthday Cake

Bubba’s favorite birthday present

Candles on beer cans - birthday cake substitution

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. - Seneca

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

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Big Birthday Surprise
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Blonde’s Birthday Task
Cake Message
Centennial Puff
Cheap Birthday Card
Crowded Birthday Party
DJ Birthday
Doctor’ed Birthday Cake
Family Birthday Reminder
Hippy Birthday
Jurassic Judah
Perfect Birthday Excuse
Shark Week Birthday Cake
“Underneath That” Cake
Woodcutter Birthday Cake


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