Rules of Work - How To Get Promoted
Only pretending you know your job? You’re ready for a promotion!

Rule 1 - The Boss is always right.

Rule 2 - If the Boss is wrong, see Rule 1.

Rule 3 - Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule 4
- Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person… the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

Rule 5 - If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule 6 - When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

Rule 7 - It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.

Rule 8 - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Rule 9
- Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Rule 10
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

Rule 11
- If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.

Rule 12
- When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Rule 13
- Following the rules will not get the job done.

Rule 14
- If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Rule 15
- Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”.

Rule 16
- No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

Rule 17
- You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.

Rule 18
- In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

Rule 19
- In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule 20
- The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.


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12-Nov-2019