A biometric toilet seat uses your weight to determine the best news for you.
From input to throughput to output, recycling has never been so streamlined!
Wireless connectivity, RSS 2.0/Atom compatibility, & a browser-based control panel
enable you to “read while you feed” & make better use of your “down” time...
Two-ply quilt-feed TP recommended for big jobs
(single-ply option available for sensitive Newfies & Rednecks)
see also Bathroom & Shopping Sections
Toilet Paper Inspiration
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