Bedtime Bliss
Romantic ideas for your partner...
Taking a bite out of your courting days!
An older
couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife
was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said,
“You used to
hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to
sleep.
A few moments later, she said,
“Then you
used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled
down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said,
“Then you
used to bite my neck.”
Angrily, he threw back the covers and got out of bed.
“Where are
you going?” she asked.
“To get my
teeth!”