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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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21-Nov-2017