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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A little neglect may breed mischief. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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21-Aug-2019